teach me, not...

i have learnt

that the rich and the poor refer to drumstick as different things. drumstick to the poor probably means a chicken or ducky thigh, but to the rich, drumstick refers to Walls ice cream... you know, the cone one.. which probably cost 2++ if you purchase at 7/11

that i have a speed warning device in my car. which goes *beeeep beeep* when i do 80 on the highway, and when the vehicle is stationary at 0

that ec mac serves the best strawberry shake. yes, strawberry shake. did you say its so girly for a guy to drink strawberry shake? well, at least i could drank mine with a proper straw

that frostbite occurs due to your cells dying from the cold, not because the cold bite off your finger/ toe/ pinky/ ear/ nose and what-nots

that when shit happens, it probably hits you hard. like how a fly crashed into your eyes while you were running, only to be followed by water getting into your nose cos you had to wash your eye. and then you had stich and what was the last crappy thing that happened? gah, i forgot

and all these were taught to me in 2 hrs, how cool is that? :p